By Popular Demand
I've been asked to step away from the humor of being young, and go more towards a little bit of a randier subject. So, here it is by request of Amanda and Ashley here is the comericial for the Jiz-tainer®.
Scene: A white room, and Allison with a nice little outfit on.
Allison: Oh hello. I didn't see you there. Well, while I have you here, I have a question. Hand jobs getting you down? Have you ever been in the car in a deserted parking lot after 12 am, and your boyfriend says, "Hey sweetie, how about a hand job?" And the only thing you can think of is the leather interior of your car? Well, do I have the product for you.
The product magically appears in my hand.
The Jiz-Tainer®. It's small enough to fit in any backseat compartment and also, it is good for when your man is about to shoot it all over your parents car. You just insert the penis into the opening at the end and let it rip. Everything is contained in the Jiz-Tainer®. No messy clean up, and a hand job can happen at anytime with such a convient little gadget.
If you order now, you will receive, free of charge, the Jiz-Towel®. A small little cleaner-upper for when you get a little spillage. All for the low low price of $12.99. Don't let hand-jobs get you down anymore. Make them fun for everyone :)
*cheesy smile*.
There, I'm official raunchy. Well, not officially. I have to wait for Brooke and Patrick's blessing for that, but I mean, I'm well on my way.
Scene: A white room, and Allison with a nice little outfit on.
Allison: Oh hello. I didn't see you there. Well, while I have you here, I have a question. Hand jobs getting you down? Have you ever been in the car in a deserted parking lot after 12 am, and your boyfriend says, "Hey sweetie, how about a hand job?" And the only thing you can think of is the leather interior of your car? Well, do I have the product for you.
The product magically appears in my hand.
The Jiz-Tainer®. It's small enough to fit in any backseat compartment and also, it is good for when your man is about to shoot it all over your parents car. You just insert the penis into the opening at the end and let it rip. Everything is contained in the Jiz-Tainer®. No messy clean up, and a hand job can happen at anytime with such a convient little gadget.
If you order now, you will receive, free of charge, the Jiz-Towel®. A small little cleaner-upper for when you get a little spillage. All for the low low price of $12.99. Don't let hand-jobs get you down anymore. Make them fun for everyone :)
*cheesy smile*.
There, I'm official raunchy. Well, not officially. I have to wait for Brooke and Patrick's blessing for that, but I mean, I'm well on my way.
posted by Allison at 10:01 AM
3 Comments:
That was way raunchy, you have my blessing! People who are interested in your product may want to check out similar items offered on Raunchy Talk in the past such as Chia-Pube and Patrick's Pubic Hair Pancakes.
Well Lynn, now that Patrick doesn't work there anymore, I think that it would be safe to send it to you. Because from what I understand he pranced around the office sprinkling his pubes on whatever could stay still for more than a few seconds. So expect it soon, unless I forget, which will probably happen.
Send me 3.. I need one for each man, because using the same one, well that would be just skanky. Wait! On that note maybe I should stock up.. yes I think more like 30 (I should prepare for the rest of the year, silly me thinking of just a day! You know there are like 4 months left of this year!) .. that seems more like a reasonable amount of men I will be giving hand jesters too. :)
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