This Is Dedicated to the One, The Only, Lynn Gallo

Ever wonder what it's like to be tortured? Well, become acquainted with Lynn Gallo. She'll email you at work, she'll tell you to call her, then acted annoyed that you did. She'll tell you that you suck, then she'll tell you that you owe her a million dollars because she doesn't like the same baseball team that you do. This is what it's like to NOT work for Lynn Gallo. Because, she's NOT MY BOSS!! We don't even work in the same proximity of another.

Granted, knowing Lynn has it's perks. She tells you her way cool Halloween costume, and about things that she likes to do in her spare time. But then, she'll tell you you're invited places, BUT DOESN'T INVITE YOU ANYWHERE, when you invite her to your way cool Halloween party.

Lynn Gallo is bad news. She can micromanage you from across 4 towns. I don't know where she contracted these horrible super powers, but she has them, and I'm just letting you know to beware. I think she's a littl evil. Plus, she smells a little.