What's In Your Wallet...or umm...Purse?

Here we go, based on Brooke's last blog, she asked us all to join in and blog about the contents of our purses. So this is what my includes...

- Work Photo Id (on nifty nylon lanyard)
- Car Keys (complete with 5 of those discount cards from, Shop Rite, CVS, DSW, Lady Foot Locker, Contempo Casuals, and GNC)
- A Bottle of Arizona Iced Tea with Honey (This seriously fits, I'm not lying)
- Two packs of cigarettes (1 Parliment Menthol Lights, 1 Marlboro Menthol Lights)
- My Wallet
- Two Checkbooks
- Notes Josiah and I write to each other in class
- Tag from $108 French Connection jeans I bought on Sunday
- Directions on "How To Care for an Above the Neck Piercing"
- Receipt for Utz Brand Potato Chips (Dated 11/23/04)
- Good Charlotte's Album "The Chronicles of Life And Death"
- "Freedom Lights The Way" Matches
- Receipt from the Liquor Shop
- Package of 4 Energizer AA Batteries
- Cell Phone
- One Oxandrin Pen (My company makes this drug)
- One Good Charlotte/Sum 41 Concert ticket
- Two Lighters
- One Hair Tie
- Three Tutti Dolci Lip Glosses in: Chocolate Fondue, Creme Brulee, and Sugar Wafer
- One Covergirl Compact in Translucent Honet
- Two Anti-Bacterial Lotions (in Coconut Lime Verbena and Moonlight Path) and one Anti-Bacterial Gel (In Moonlight Path)
- Four Feminine Products
- $38 in Paper Money
- Four quarters, 17 dimes, 12 nickles, 12 pennies, 1 Aruban Florin, and 1 Aruban 10 cent piece.
- And finally, in the back pocket I have 21 Trojan condoms.

Damn, I have alot of baggage. Now, I ask you, who has better stuff in their purse, Brooke or I??

Friends Forever

Okay I haven't posted in a really long time. So now I'm going to dedicate this post to some of the best memories my friends have presented me with over the last few years. These will be in depth, so everyone knows what I'm talking about, and sure to please those who know what I'm talking about and were there.

My first friend memory happened on Sunday, and rings fresh in my mind. Amanda, who we all know is a light weight, was sitting at Jose Tejas with me, Ashley, and Regina when we were trying to figure out what to do after we left. Amanda then comes into the conversation, visibly intoxicated.

Amanda: You know what's fun?

The rest of us: No, what?

Amanda: We should go to Wegman's, go down the candy aisle, take candy, then weigh it.

Allison: *blank stare*

Ashley: *puts head in hands*

Regina: What?!?

Amanda: C'mon, it's fun.

Later that night after Amanda sobered up a little bit, and talked to my dad (which she loves to do while inebriated) I was driving her home, and she asked me if I wanted the candy that she had weighed and purchased at Wegman's.

Amanda: What a chocolate covered pretzel or a Swedish fish?

Allison: I don't want your stupid candy, stop pushing it on me. Why

did you get it anyway?

Amanda: I really wanted to weigh it.

So now, all you guys who wanted to date Amanda, now you know the way to her heart, the candy aisle at Wegman's so she can weigh candy. That's it. Dream date for Amanda.

Next good fun memory. This one comes from Lauren. She's my partner in crime. One night at a club, we ran into Theo from Road Rules. So after much convincing, we actually ended up kinda kidnapping him and bringing him from Clifton to Edison. By telling him that it was only a 20 minute drive. Lauren, Jenny, and I kept yelling at each other because everyone except for me was extremely drunk (which actually is odd), to which out of nowhere, Theo yells to us. "CHILL OUT BITCHES !!!" at the top of his lungs. Thanks for helping in the Theo kidnap, Lauren :)

This is a recurring memory, because well, whenever I see this kid he says the same thing to me, that he said when we were 14. My friend Danny, who I've known for 17 years, was drinking beer one day when we were 14. And apparently I must have asked him how the beer was. Because this is what he replied with:

"I had some beer. And it was warm. And I was like, 'uh, warm beer.'"

That just reminds me of the innocence of my childhood. Not liking warm beer. How naive we were.

Well, that's my friends, and how much fun we are. If you ever want to hang out with us, send a personal cheque, traveller's cheque, cash, or your credit card number to:

Some Real Friends

1000 Loser Way

Carteret, NJ

07008